'Southern Gentleman' Calls The Mother Of His Child A C*** On First Date With New Woman

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    Font - While swiping on Hinge one afternoon I connected with Jeremy. Jeremy claimed to be your 'typical southern gentleman navigating a big city' complete with the ubiquitous photo of him holding a fish while sporting a camo hat on his head of shaggy blonde hair.
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    Font - He was fairly attractive and I am a bit of a sucker for a southern accent so I decided to give it a go when he invited me out for a coffee date.
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    Font - When we ordered our drinks and took a seat outside Jeremy pulled out a flask of whiskey and poured it into his cup.
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    Font - A little aggressive for a Tuesday afternoon but hey, I like his style.
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    Font - After some small talk Jeremy opened up about what brought him to Boston.
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    Font - "Well, I divorced my wife a while back and she kept trying to get more and more child support and she's just a complete c*nt so I needed some space form her and her family."
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    Font - Harsh words for the mother of your child.
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    Font - I finished up my drink pretty quickly because any 'gentleman' who would use that word ESPECIALLY on a first date is not the one for me.
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    Font - Jeremy offered to give me a ride back to my apartment and since it was pretty cold and I didn't feel like paying for an Uber I took him up on it.
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    Font - Walking to his truck I saw he had a cooler in the back that said 'Proud supporter of LGBT.'
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    Font - I thought to myself 'OK, he may be a jerk but this might be a good sign that the south is coming along somehow when it comes to social issues.
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    Rectangle - Then I got closer.
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    Font - LGBT "Liquor, Guns, Beer, Titties'
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    Font - I can't.

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